Blogging in the Haunted Neighborhood

I decided to wander around the blogging neighborhood and found many interesting sites. I was happily skipping around like an idiot and blam, I was very horrified to read blogs that were X-rated and everyone was talking like it was a friendly little tea party. The Soft Cell song 'Tainted Love' came to my mind and then I felt totally slimed, and convinced that we are all going straight to hell in a tote bag. Waking up this morning I felt like it was a nightmare and I didn't go down that dark street with those bad people living in every house, or did I? I felt like throwing out my computer and I am not kidding. I do feel like I need a priest to pray over this thing, and restore it back to it's pure form. Too late. It's tainted. God restoreth my blog innocence please.